♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINDING EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY
MOMMY, MARCIE, AND BABY, HEATHCLIFF?
MEOW.
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD,
BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO GO SHOPPING
AT FRANK'S FRESH FISH FAIR.
[FEIGNING SLEEP]
OH, NOW, THAT'S A GOOD BABY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'VE JUST GOT TO GET MY PURSE.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T HEAZY WHEEZY.
AW, HE'S JUST A LITTLE BITTY KITTY.
OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
All: AWW.
All: HA HA HA!
MEOW!
I'LL TEACH THOSE AIRHEADS
NOT TO MESS WITH SUPERBABY.
NOW WHAT CAN THE LITTLE BABY BE UP TO NOW?
THERE AIN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO WITH A TRASH CAN LID.
Heathcliff: YOU'RE RIGHT, MUSH-BRAIN.
HYAH!
IT'S THE TRASH CAN
YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR.
BLAST OFF!
[HUMMING]
OOH!
THAT'S BETTER.
All: YIKES!
WAIT TILL I GET MY PAWS ON YOU!
GEE, CAN'T YOU RUN ANY FASTER?
AW, PUT A LID ON IT.
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF.
[LAUGHS]
POOR LITTLE HEATHCLIFF.
DID NASTY OLD CATS SCARE MY PRECIOUS BABY?
HERE, THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
NOW LET'S GET YOU SOME FISH YUMMIES.
LOOK, BUDDY. HERE'S MAIN STREET.
AND THERE'S THE JEWELRY STORE.
OK, MONKS OLD BOY.
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE INTO OUR DISGUISE
AND STEALS US SOME JEWELS.
FRANK'S FRESH FISH FAIR.
AND WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY?
AH, I WAS JUST WONDERING,
WHAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR A GROWING BABY?
A FISH, MAYBE?
OH, I GET IT.
WELL, OUR SWORDFISH IS NICE.
BUT IT MIGHT BE
TOO TOUGH FOR YOUR LITTLE BABY'S TEETH.
ON THE OTHER HAND,
ONE OF THESE SHRIMP WOULD BE JUST FINE.
AFTER ALL, WE DON'T WANT HIM TO OVEREAT
AND GET A TUMMYACHE, NOW, DO WE?
IS A PENNY ENOUGH, SIR?
FOR YOU, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
NOW, ISN'T THAT CUTE!
YOU SEE, HEATHCLIFF? I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE FUN.
NOW LET'S GO HOME AND BRUSH BABY'S TEETH.
HURRY IT UP, MOOSE. WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
COOCHIE-COO.
SURE THING, BUDDY, UH, I MEAN--I MEAN, I MEAN--
[WOMAN'S VOICE] SURE THING, BUDDY.
CUT IT OUT, YOU BIG MONKEY!
NOW, NOW. THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER.
OK, MOM!
I'M SORRY.
NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
WE'VE GOT A JEWELRY STORE TO ROB.
OH, LOOK, HEATHCLIFF.
IT'S ANOTHER BABY.
OH, WHAT A PRETTY BABY YOU HAVE.
[MALE VOICE] GEE, THANKS--
[FEMALE VOICE] I MEAN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
YOUR BABY IS VERY PRETTY, TOO.
AW, COME ON.
THAT'S GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST KID
I'VE EVER SEEN.
YECCH!
IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE FEEDING BABIES THESE DAYS?
NO WONDER THEY LOOK SO WEIRD.
OH, BUDDY, WE'RE HERE!
WELCOME TO JOE'S JEWELRY.
THE BEST DIAMONDS IN TOWN.
OHH, WHAT LOVELY THINGS!
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WELL, TAKE YOUR TIME
UNTIL YOU FIND WHAT YOU REALLY LIKE.
I THINK I FOUND IT.
NOW I'LL JUST QUIETLY SLIDES IT OFF HIS FINGER.
YEOW!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
BABY WANTS PRETTY RING.
JOE WANTS PRETTY RING.
BABY LOVES CARATS!
HEY, LADY, YOUR BABY ISN'T A BABY!
AND I AIN'T NO LADY, EITHER!
HELP!
POLICE!
I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
DON'T WORRY, JOE.
THAT MOTHER AND BABY DISGUISE WON'T FOOL ME!
AHA!
THERE THEY ARE!
ALL RIGHT, GIRL. THE JIG IS UP.
WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?
FORGET THE JEWELS.
WHERE ARE MY FISH?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[BURPS]
MY BABY'S A FISH THIEF?
AND A JEWEL THIEF AS WELL.
A LITTLE TIME IN THE SLAMMER
OUGHT TO STIMULATE YOUR MEMORY.
WELCOME TO OUR SPECIAL CELL FOR--
HA HA-- CAT BURGLARS.
Buddy: HA HA HA HA! AND THE BEST PART
IS HOW THAT WEIRD-LOOKING ORANGE BABY GOT ARRESTED FOR OUR JEWEL HEIST.
HEH, HEH!
YEAH! IT KIND OF RESTORES MY FAITH IN CRIME AS A WAY OF LIFE.
SO IT WAS THAT UGLY BABY THAT STOLE THE JEWELS.
HEATHCLIFF!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
OH, I UNDERSTAND, HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL GET IGGY, JUST LIKE YOU WANT.
I DON'T WANT IGGY. I WANT THAT BABY!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HEATHY WEATHY?
LIFE BEHIND BARS GOT YOU DOWN?
LIKE, YEAH.
WE HEAR YOU'RE GOING TO BE A JAILBIRD FOR AWHILE.
WHEN I FLY THE COOP, YOU GUYS HAVE HAD IT.
YEAH? WELL, UNTIL YOU GIVE BACK THOSE JEWELS,
YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT BIRDCAGE.
♪ JAILBIRD
♪ BIRDCAGE
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH, WELL, IT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU GUYS
TO VISIT A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL LIKE ME.
THOSE CLOWNS DON'T KNOW IT YET,
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
SAY, WHAT YOU GOT BEHIND YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
AH, REVENGE AT LAST!
[GROWLS]
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO BE ASKING
IS WHAT YOU'VE GOT BEHIND YOU.
YAII!YAII! YAII!
LET US GO!
MY PLEASURE, PAL.
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
[SNORING]
[RING]
WHAT? OH, NO!
THAT CAT BURGLAR TRYING TO PUSSYFOOT OUT OF HERE.
AND NOW TO GET THOSE CROOKS.
FREEZE, YOU FELONIOUS FELINE!
HMM, I NEED SOME WHEELS.
WELL, WHERE THERE'S A WHEEL, THERE'S A WAY.
HEY, THAT'S A BABY CARRIAGE, AND YOU'RE A CAT!
HEH HEH HEH. NO KIDDING.
DID YOU SAY, "CAT"?
HE WENT THAT-A-WAY.
I'M COMMANDEERING THIS VEHICLE ON POLICE BUSINESS.
OH, NO!
THAT WEIRD ORANGE KID IS STILL AFTER US!
HEY, FASTER GUYS!
HE'S GAINING ON US!
COME ON, STEP ON IT!
FASTER, FASTER!
AAH!YEOW!
UH-OH!
UH-OH. [CRASH]
OH, BOY.
HEATHCLIFF'S REALLY GOING TO GET IT NOW.
OK, MUMMY, YOU AND YOUR KID ARE UNDER ARREST.
AND YOU'RE THE BRAVEST CAT I'VE EVER SEEN.
SAY, WHAT ABOUT US?
WE'RE BRAVE CATS, TOO.
LET'S SEE HOW BRAVE YOU ARE.
[GROWLS]
All: AAH!
I'M A JEWEL! HEH HEH HEH HEH.
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S TIME TO FINISH OUR WALK.
AND DON'T WORRY. IGGY AND I WILL MAKE SURE
NO MEAN, LITTLE BABY EVER GETS YOU IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
[MOANING]
HOW AM I GONNA LOOK?
WHAT AM I GONNA SAY?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
[WHINING]
WOULD YOU STOP THAT RACKET?
SHUT UP!
OH, WHY DID I TELL HER THIS HOUSE?
GET OUT OF HERE, CAT!
OUCH!
OW!OW!OW!
OOF.OOF.OOF.
HEY, RIFF RAFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YEAH, YOU LOOK WORRIED, RIFF RAFF.
I JUST WANTED TO LOOK GOOD, THAT'S ALL.
BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
[WHINES]
I HATE ALLEY CATS!
HUH?
HE'S CARRIED AWAY.
NEVER SEEN HIM THIS WAY.
UH, IS SOMETHING WRONG, RIFF RAFF?
IT'S MY MOM.
I TOLD HER I LIVE HERE.
I TOLD HER THIS IS MY PLACE.
BEST GARBAGE IN TOWN,
AND YOU FOUND IT.
THAT AIN'T IT.
SHE'S COMING HERE
FOR A VISIT FOR DINNER IN THIS HOUSE!
YOUR MOM IS COMING FOR DINNER? HERE?
YOU GUYS,
MY PALS AND BUDDIES, YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
MY MOM WILL BE HERE IN AN HOUR.
PLEASE, GUYS, PLEASE!
I NEVER SEEN HIM THIS SERIOUS.
HE'S DOWN ON HIS KNEES.
YOU HEARD HIM SAY PLEASE.
DUH, IT'S RAINING SHOES.
THAT OUGHT TO HOLD THEM.
BUT IF THEY HANG AROUND,
THERE'S MORE WHEN WE GET BACK.
THEY'RE LEAVING.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE.
WE'LL, UH, BORROW THE HOUSE,
SERVE DINNER FOR MY MOM,
AND SHE'LL THINK I'M A SUCCESS. PLEASE!
YOU WON'T BE SORRY. JUST FOR TONIGHT.
DON'T DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR MY MOM!
OK, BUT JUST FOR TONIGHT.
AND FOR YOUR MOMMY.
I'LL ASK CLEO OVER.
SHE CAN HELP, TOO.
THIS WILL BE AN EVENING MY MOM WILL NEVER FORGET!
NOW, WE AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME,
HECTOR, YOU'RE THE BUTLER.
AND YOU, WORDSWORTH, YOU'RE THE CHEF.
MY FINGERS IS ITCHIN' TO GET IN THE KITCHEN.
PERFECT.
AND, MUNGO, YOU'RE THE-- THE GARDENER AND HANDYMAN.
AH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I-I-I-I'LL GET IT!
YES, MADAM?
CUT THE CORN, HECTOR.
HMM.
SOME PAD. PRETTY FANCY.
SO, WHEN DO WE EAT DINNER?
CLEO, JUST IN TIME!
YOU'RE THE MAID.
THE WHAT?
THE MAID!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
IT'S MY MOTHER!
QUICK, HECTOR WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING.
HURRY!
HERE, GET DRESSED.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A DINNER.
IT IS.
AND WE'RE GONNA SERVE IT.
THIS WILL NEVER WORK.
[DOORBELL RINGS]SHE'S HERE!
MOM!
RIFF RAFF.
WHAT A BIG HOUSE.
HOUSE? OH, YEAH, YEAH.
BUT FIRST, THE GARDEN.
OH, YOU TOLD ME SUCCESS,
BUT I NEVER IMAGINED.
HEH HEH. WELL, A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR MY MOM.
LET'S TAKE A STROLL.
AIN'T IT WONDERFUL?
JUST BEAUTIFUL, RIFF RAFF.
HECTOR, MY MAN, TAKE THESE.
I'LL PUT YOUR UMBRELLA IN THE CLOSET.
WHOOPS.
THIS IS A CLOSET?
SURE. THIS IS THE CLOSET, AND THIS...
THIS IS THE UMBRELLA HOLDER.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD SUCH THINGS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK.
ON TO DINNER!
FISH WOULD BE NICE, BUT THEY'RE FROZEN LIKE I-I-I-ICE.
THE MASTER IS IN A BIG HURRY.
IS DINNER READY?
THERE'S ONLY ONE FLAW.
THESE FISH GOTTA THAW.
WELL, MAKE IT FAST, THEN.
IN A HURRY TO EAT, I'LL TURN UP THE HEAT.
STILL COOKING?
WELL, HECTOR, UH, LIGHT UP THE CANDLES.
CANDLES?
THE CANDLES ON THE CHANDELIER, HECTOR.
AND HOW AM I GONNA GET UP THERE?
HOW TO GET UP THERE.
WHY, THE USUAL WAY, OF COURSE. THE CHANDELIER STOOL.
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A HOUSE WITH A CHANDELIER.
[UNDER HIS BREATH] MOVE IT.
UH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF CHANDELIER STOOLS.
MOM, MY DEAR,
WE HAVE EVERYTHING.
AND NOW A BIT OF THE BUBBLY.
BUBBLY?
YEAH, BUBBLED MILK.
IT'S WHAT ALL OF US RICH, SUCCESSFUL CATS DRINK.
HERE'S THE MAID NOW.
YOUR REFRESHMENT, SIR.
AHH, CHATEAU DE COW.
EXCELLENT.
OH, CHATEAU DE COW.
HEH. AIN'T WE HOITY-TOITY.
WELL, NOW, RIFFY,
WITH ALL YOUR SUCCESS AND SUBSTANCE,
YOU MUST HAVE A YOUNG WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE.
WHY, YES, MOM.
INDEED, I DO HAVE A YOUNG LADY IN MY LIFE.
WELL...
YOU MUST TELL ME ALL ABOUT HER.
WELL, HER NAME IS, UH, CLEO.
SHORT FOR CLEOPATRA, OF COURSE.
COMES FROM AN OLD, ESTABLISHED FAMILY.
GO ON.
AS YOU MIGHT SUPPOSE,
CLEO IS GLAMOROUS.
RRRR!
SHE'S A TRUE LADY--
GENTLE, DELICATE, SENSITIVE,
YET SHE HAS A PLEASANT DISPOSITION.
NEVER SHOWS ANGER. NEVER LOSES HER TEMPER.
AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO HER,
SHE ALWAYS LOOKS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
SHE'S EDUCATED AND REFINED,
AND SHE ALWAYS KNOWS THE RIGHT THING TO SAY.
ZAP-O.
YEOW!
WHOA!
WHOA.
YEOW!
TO THE GOOD LIFE.
THE GOOD LIFE.
MMM. TASTES JUST LIKE MILK...
WITH BUBBLES IN IT.
IT'S THE BUBBLES THAT COST SO MUCH.
THERE GOES THE MAIN DISH.
I'M ALL OUT OF FISH.
I KNOW WHERE THERE'S A FISH.
I SAW ONE HANGING ON THE WALL.
RIFFY, PERHAPS YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH NOW
TO FINALLY KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
IT'S A SOUVENIR
FROM WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I WERE YOUNG.
AND NOW THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD.
YOUR FATHER WAS... AN ALLEY CAT!
[SOBS]
HE USED TO SERENADE ME, THAT RASCAL.
AND EVERY TIME HE SANG,
PEOPLE THREW SHOES.
AND THIS IS THE SHOE SOMEBODY THREW
THE NIGHT WE FELL IN LOVE.
[SOBS]
I DIDN'T KNOW, MOTHER.
YOUR DINNER, SIR.
DO YOU WISH TO CARVE, SIR?
KINDA TOUGH.
THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
IT WAS THE ALLEY CAT LIFE--
LIVING WILD AND DANGEROUS IN THE STREETS,
DODGING OLD SHOES, ALWAYS ON THE RUN.
IT WAS AN ADVENTURE.
WE NEVER KNEW WHERE OUR NEXT MEAL WAS COMING FROM,
BUT WE WERE HAPPY.
Mungo: UH-OH.
THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA, MAMA.
THIS FISH IS FAKE,
AND SO AM I.
ALLEY CATS?!
IN MY HOUSE?!
TIME TO GO.
LET'S BEAT IT.
I GOTTA TELL YOU THE TRUTH, MOM.
I'M AN ALLEY CAT, TOO.
AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.
THEY'RE ALLEY CATS, TOO.
NOW WE KNOW WHY YOU CARRY THIS UMBRELLA.
ONLY ONE THING I REGRET--
WE FORGOT TO PICK UP YOUR SOUVENIR
FROM YOUR ALLEY CAT FATHER AND ME.
THAT OLD SHOE.
UH, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR AN OLD SHOE?
[KISS KISS KISS]
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, SON.
YOU'RE SO COOL, MOM.
I LOVE YA.
[THEME SONG]
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